This month we take a look at male names. Somebody has ranked male names on how sexy they are. Below are the names in order and a few side comments according to the survey from Buzzfeed. Lenny Coming in at number we have Lenny, a name whose sexiness can be likened to an old damp towel lying on a bathroom floor. Sorry, Lennys out there. Carl Unlike Lennys, Carls have as much sex appeal as a dry towel, which is one step up from damp towels.
Marvin Marvin…the Martian, did not make it very high up either. Larry Larrys are middle-aged men hanging on to their youths too hard — not very sexy. Earl Earl is getting a little sexier, because Earl Grey tea is literally hot. Chad Kicking off vaguely sexier names we have Chad Monty Monty is a little bit unique, which is kind of sexy, but I feel like the name brings to mind a spoiled toddler having a tantrum.
Martin Martins are reliable, and being reliable is kind of sexy. Abe Abes are honest…but not very sexy. Jeffrey Jeffrey brings to mind guys who wear striped shirts and are down-to-earth — not the least attractive name. Steven Stevens can be pretty hot, and sometimes athletic, too. Zach Eh, not sexy; called, wants its name back.
George Georges can be kind of hot, but in a weird way. Gregory Gregorys are sweet as pie, and also pretty cute. Neil Neils are hot in their own special ways. Terrance Terrances are so nice, and pretty damn sexy. Spencer Spencers can be sexy, but they are very pale and must wear tons of sunscreen. Brandon Brandons are a little hyper but very attractive. Darren Darren is a hot name for a hot dude.
Mason Mason is definitely sexy and good at sports. Garrett Garrett is an artistic kind of sexy. Joshua Joshes are good guys, which makes them very attractive.
David The name David is pretty traditional, and also pretty sexy. Andrew Andrews love being in relationships, which makes them very attractive. Noah Noahs have really bad allergies, but are for some reason still very hot. Nathan Nathans are the strong and silent type: Eric Erics are sexy but just OK in bed.